
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12, 13.... 13 YEARS between Guns N' Roses Records....
Normally, unless, someone has passed away, this sort of writer's block wouldn't be tolerated, or interesting. And it's not.
This record sucks.
Yeah, I said it...Sucks.
All the free Dr. Pepper in the world, hell throw in some Capt. Morgan or some Jack, if this record had come out 6 months after Use Your Illusions I and II people still would have felt the same.
Track 1: Chinese Democracy
Overproduced, Overmixed and uncreative. Axl sounds like he's singing karaoke to a Disturbed song.
Track 2: Shackler's Revenge
More of the same from above, except even less creative. Slash is MISSED MISSED MISSED on the record. The hook is "I don't believe there's a reason (I don't) I don't believe". Really... Tutti Fruitti doens't make sense but at least its interesting.. NEXT
Track 3: Better
Starts off ok, I got a little excited...then the verse kicks in...It was at this time I realized Axel could no longer sing worth anything...and again killer lyrics dude "Now I know better, You'd know I'd know better, now you know I know better" This guitar solo sucks too. We were spoiled with that top hat guy for years, know we got some nu-metal poser with a zoom making the worse melodies I may have ever heard. Will this review get better?? Oh, read on sweet spirit
Track 4: If he Would
Ok, starts of india nylon string guitar, then it kicks into a Barry White Groove...This is creative, interesting, then Axl opens his mouth..."You know there's nothing more to say If the world would end And our love slipped away"....and the bad verse just keeps going, going and going...I'm not even halfway through the record and I want delete this Cicada of a record.
Track 5:There Was a Time
Again, could there BE anymore effects on these tracks...Bad Choir voices on a keyboard, but the melody/lyrics on this one are suprisingly good. This may be the stand out track on the record, but all the best parts of G and R are missing, no Slash, no Matt(sorry Steven Adler, Illusions was better than Appetite), no Duff. Only Dizzy Reed seemed to stick around from the original lineup for this record....This song is about 3 minutes too long as well
Track 6: Catcher in the Rye
This song just sucks...Typical filer garbage..I've listened to this record 4 times already and at this point in the record I really need a break from the monotone sound of Axl's voice... Supposedly, Brian May of Queen fame did some guitar on this track, but he didn't seem to make the cut to the final record...Really!?!?!?!??
Track 7: Scraped
"Don't You Try to Stop Us Now!!!" Again, the only one stopping this terrible album and song from coming out was them...I mean, G N R were part of the early Hair Metal crowd, but at least the band was strong enough to back up their bad looks

Track 8: Rhiaid and the Bedouins
Not horrible, not great, like maybe the best song on this Axl Rose solo record.
Track 9: Sorry
"But I don't want to do it.." Christ when will this suckfest end. Remember Yesterday? Dead Horse? Patience? Yeah, you'd never know this is the same artist..."I'm Sorry for you, not sorry for me!!" Yes, thats the hook.
Track 10: I.R.S.
Track 11: Madagascar
Track 12: This I Love
Track 13: Prostitute
I won't even go into these last 4 songs. Madagascar samples Martin Luther King Jr's speech shouting "Free at last!!! Free at last!!! "
Prostitute ends with the same keyboard hum that November Rain did, but like the rest of this record, its has the weight of a fart in the car.
It's clear, it's weightless and invisible. It has no substance but a presence that leaves you feeling sick and wanting to escape.
Really, this record is like trying to work things out with a bad ex-girlfriend. It didn't work the other 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12, 13 . Why should make 13 years and 11 million dollars make it better? Just more proof you can't force a good time.
Want awesome riff's and crazy unique vocals??
Try Coheed and Cambria, Winnebago Deal, or this metal band that used to do shows around here,
Black Novella .
Chinese democracy, like real life, will probably never happen the way the free world and Axl want it to be. I'm reminded of an awesome song that went "Maybe I'll find another way Find another day With all the changing seasons of my life Maybe i'll get right next time...Now that you've been broken down, Got your head out of the clouds and back down on the ground And you don't talk so loud, and you don't walk so proud, anymore, and what for...Cause i knew the storm was getting closer, and the waves they get so high, seems everything We've ever known's here... Why must it drift away and die"
Guns N' Roses was over a long time ago, let it die Axl.
Nate